“A man’s home is his wife’s castle.”
Why can’t we do something more sustainable?
“My new pal, the Roomba, appears to be as industrious as I am. This is deeply satisfying.”
“All’s I want is a plastic bag, a plastic bag.”
Keeping sentimental stuff around is – honestly – just sad.
“The offer-counteroffer game of splitting the difference again and again and again really isn’t a thing.”
I didn’t know you were in a long-term, committed relationship with that bathrobe…