Removing the only means of egress to a teen’s bedroom is the sort of move guaranteed to ruin a parent-child relationship.
“Oh, yeah. I know that kitty. She comes and gets snacks from me in the morning…”
Owls like to dine on rats. Right?
I might have been pickier if I’d known I was going to be here forever.
“The road to success is always under construction.” ~ Lily Tomlin
While watching the Winter Olympics, Carl holds still-weeping Jennifer in his arms. Even the women’s curling finals can’t pull her out of her funk.
“He makes his home where the living is best.”