“I undid the lock and called the trash man. He took everything.”
“The fellow (or gal) who owns their own home is always just conducting a Yelp search for a reliable tradesperson.”
As your agent, I’m always happy to put in my two cents when it comes to choosing colors. It’s not that I’m good at it, but I just love talking about PAINT.
“A man’s home is his wife’s castle.”
Keeping sentimental stuff around is – honestly – just sad.
What about that collection of milk bottles, or jelly jars, or old sneakers, or the wetsuit that fit you 23 years ago?
“Your psychotherapist will (hopefully) listen for 50 minutes once a week. But the list of folks who’ll put up with your prattling stops there. Except for your Realtor.”
You have turned lemons into lemonade…But just because you like doing dishes by hand doesn’t mean buyers are going to embrace a kitchen without a dishwasher.
“Lean into anything that lands as a negative.”
Add a state-of-the-art brambles-and-thorns security system installed by an Evil Fairy, and you’ve got a serene 36,500-night sleep.