What about that collection of milk bottles, or jelly jars, or old sneakers, or the wetsuit that fit you 23 years ago?
“Your psychotherapist will (hopefully) listen for 50 minutes once a week. But the list of folks who’ll put up with your prattling stops there. Except for your Realtor.”
You have turned lemons into lemonade…But just because you like doing dishes by hand doesn’t mean buyers are going to embrace a kitchen without a dishwasher.
“Lean into anything that lands as a negative.”
Add a state-of-the-art brambles-and-thorns security system installed by an Evil Fairy, and you’ve got a serene 36,500-night sleep.
“There’s no place like home.”
After all, you probably just exhausted all of your savings and most of your energy…