“A man’s home is his wife’s castle.”
In my business I often find myself alone with strange men – in bedrooms.
You don’t seem to be bleeding too badly.
Has anyone ever told you NOT to open a door?
“My crib contained a pillow with Karl Marx on one side and Engels on the other. It was Berkeley in the late 70s, after all…”
I didn’t know you were in a long-term, committed relationship with that bathrobe…
In the midst of this pandemic, I feel a great loss. I miss my colleagues!