Hansel and Gretel: Whatever Became of Stepmom and Dad?
Their retired-woodcutter dad never set foot in a forest again…not even to retrieve an errant golf ball.
Who’s Writing This Stuff?
Reading time: 2 minutes Features exuding luxury and charm. Amenities acting like royalty. Rooms doing all sorts of boasting. European […]
Goose Bumps and Full Service Real Estate
I ended up taking a cold shower while straddling the cold geese in Susan’s cold tub in cold water up over my cold ankles.
This is Not My Beautiful House
“A man’s home is his wife’s castle.”
Working Girls (or Two or More is Like None)
In my business I often find myself alone with strange men – in bedrooms.
Let the Cat Come Back
You don’t seem to be bleeding too badly.
When the Seller’s Name is Bluebeard
Has anyone ever told you NOT to open a door?
Dialogue: Closet v Bedroom, Drawer v Crib
“My crib contained a pillow with Karl Marx on one side and Engels on the other. It was Berkeley in the late 70s, after all…”
Presentation is Everything
I didn’t know you were in a long-term, committed relationship with that bathrobe…
I Miss Us (Realtors)
In the midst of this pandemic, I feel a great loss. I miss my colleagues!