Please have a cold one on me.
Avoid looking “hard” at houses. Look “softly” instead.
“Where’s the miracle technology that makes A-frame signs less prone to blow down the street and get run over by a car?”
“Kindred” kept nudging me like a border collie.
Add a state-of-the-art brambles-and-thorns security system installed by an Evil Fairy, and you’ve got a serene 36,500-night sleep.
“There’s no place like home.”
The essential problem with off-market sales is that…somebody feels like something was unfair.