Your vintage 1940s ruffled bib apron goes nicely with your pressure cooker, as does your Blue Willow china.
I thought I was going to cry, right there between the food processors and the mixing bowls.
“All’s I want is a plastic bag, a plastic bag.”
Keeping sentimental stuff around is – honestly – just sad.
“The offer-counteroffer game of splitting the difference again and again and again really isn’t a thing.”
I’m absolutely certain that T. S. Eliot would NOT approve.
I didn’t know you were in a long-term, committed relationship with that bathrobe…