Everybody signs these papers. Hardly anyone reads them.
“Your psychotherapist will (hopefully) listen for 50 minutes once a week. But the list of folks who’ll put up with your prattling stops there. Except for your Realtor.”
You have turned lemons into lemonade…But just because you like doing dishes by hand doesn’t mean buyers are going to embrace a kitchen without a dishwasher.
“Let’s just say it involved spitting and a garbage disposal.”
We follow a stringent code of ethics. Do you?
“Lean into anything that lands as a negative.”
Avoid looking “hard” at houses. Look “softly” instead.