Nestled every year between Girl Scout cookie time and Easter candy time is Valentine’s Day, when (arguably) the sassiest of sweet treats appears: Those pastel heart-shaped sugar lumps stamped with blurry all-caps hashtag-able messages.

I luv ‘em. Who can resist tidbits like these?

HUNNY BUN
CLOUD 9
MY CANDY
CUDDLE ME
BEES KNEES

But I want the ones that fit into classified real estate ads:

NOW R NVR
BIG IN-LAW
4EVER VU
BONUS RM
LUXURY 4U

Or the escrow and lending set:

APPROVE U
0 POINTS
IN ESCROW
FIXED 4 30
GOOD FAITH

Or the real estate/Valentines hybrid with sentiments you can use for both property-marketing and online-dating purposes:

BEST OFFER
SWIPE RIGHT
POTENTIAL
CALL NOW
JUST LISTED

Or the slightly risqué real estate/Valentine hybrid:

OPEN PLAN
PRICED 2SELL
HARD COPY
COMING SOON
BIG DECK

As you can see, I’m really not very good at this game, so please send me your pun-ish adages for next year’s installment of “Heart-Candy Real Estate Romp.” For the 2017 version of this silly post click here.

Cynthia Cummins is a Top Producer and Partner at McGuire. For info on SF real estate visit http://CynthiaCummins.comThis article was re-posted at McGuire.com.