Nestled every year between Girl Scout cookie time and Easter candy time is Valentine’s Day, when (arguably) the sassiest of sweet treats appears: Those pastel heart-shaped sugar lumps stamped with blurry all-caps hashtag-able messages.
I luv ‘em. Who can resist tidbits like these?
But I want the ones that fit into classified real estate ads:
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Or the escrow and lending set:
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Or the real estate/Valentines hybrid with sentiments you can use for both property-marketing and online-dating purposes:
Or the slightly risqué real estate/Valentine hybrid:
As you can see, I’m really not very good at this game, so please send me your pun-ish adages for next year’s installment of “Heart-Candy Real Estate Romp.” For the 2017 version of this silly post click here.