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Realtor Haikus: Taking The Form To A New Level

Should I stage or not?
Is this even a question?
Look at sold photos.

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Title insurance,
is it something I MUST buy?
Everyone says so.

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Market is shifting.
Seller says, “offers as they come.”
At showings, shoes on!

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Signing loan papers
as her attorney in fact,
his wrist is worn out.

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How many square feet?
It’s quite unclear! Play it safe.
Underestimate.

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Help out your painter.
Don’t make him guess the color.
Label your paint cans.

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It only leaked once
in a heavy sideways rain.
Still, you must disclose!

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Don’t get me started:
Way too many acronyms!
Please sign this AVID?

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Tax year calendar:
July first to June thirty
first. Let me explain.

Cynthia Cummins is a Top Producer and Partner at McGuire. For info on SF real estate visit http://CynthiaCummins.com. This post was also shared at McGuire.com.