Really Really Simple

“Cold and neutral” is something I’m not. And it’s not a quality I seek in any corner of my life.  I asked the Handyman if he could think of anything he’d appreciate being cold and neutral and he said, “Maybe my refrigerator.” That seems about right.

This cold and neutral cogitation came from a Real Simple missive in my inbox entitled 5 Dated Decor Pieces You Should Swap Out ASAP, According to Designers. Cold neutral furnishings and finishes were on the hit list.

I’ve been on Real Simple’s mailing list for years, ever since I latched onto an article (about 10 decluttering tips) which changed my life for the better. So, I subscribed and continued clicking on Real Simple’s online offerings. Every now and then there’s a jewel, but mainly it’s junk.

Some recent examples include Signs You’re Using too Much Laundry Detergent, 5 Valuable Things from Grandma’s House You Should Never Get Rid Of and 7 Things You Should Never Do at IKEA. (This last one could make a great writing prompt, as we all could have fun conjuring a long list of things not to do at IKEA – or in any public setting.)

I haven’t been noshing at Real Simple’s content buffet as much lately, and it seems the algorithm has upped its game to keep me reading. This week it doubled down on variations on the theme of whether or not to wash sheets in hot water and how often. It’s true that I have a small fascination with bed linens and their upkeep, because I’m a Princess and the Pea sleeper. Everything has to be “just so” or I can’t get my forty winks. But do I really need multiple, in-depth articles on the topic?

I was relieved to read that I don’t have any of the 5 items in my home that Real Simple designers say I should purge. Still, I’m ready to unsubscribe. Because everything coming at me online is so distracting and manipulative. (Just as this blog post may be distracting you. I’ve no intention to manipulate.)

I’m more interested in sitting in my chair and reading than I am in thinking about the design and color of the chair. I’m ready to form the habit of going to bed early rather than learn about which cotton thread count is optimum.

It’s noble to be the steward of your sanctuary and create an atmosphere that supports your wellbeing. Home design, décor and organization can have a profound effect on the quality of our lives. But there’s a line where care slides into compulsion, and I’m voting for more consciousness in my life (especially when it comes to consumerism, whether it be the consumption of online content or the consumption of materials goods.)

In the months ahead, I want to keep things real simple – with a lower case r and s.